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When I say I’m ugly,

I’m dead serious. I’m not fishing for anyone’s compliments. That’s just how I really feel about myself. I think I’m “okay” looking though. But overall, I think I’m unattractive. There’s much more prettier and beautiful girls out there, that there’s too much that I can’t even count. Everything they do is better and cuter than what I do, even when they make silly faces or act stupid. I wish I was more attractive. I honestly wish I was one of those girls.


I’M WEAAAAAKKKKK AHAHAHAHA

I’M WEAAAAAKKKKK AHAHAHAHA

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allonsy-sherlock:

I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol.

fucking win

Future me picking up my kids from school
Me: Get in losers, we're going shopping!
Them: Mom..
Me: Boo, you whore!
Them: Mom..not again..
Me: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular.
Them: Mom. Not Mean Girls ag-
Me: FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.
Them: But my name's no-
Me: AND NONE FOR GRETCHEN WIENERS BYE.
HAHAHAHA
Them: Are you d-
Me: Danny DeVito! I love your work!
Them: ...
Me: I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.
Them: I'm leaving.
Me: IT ONLY COUNTS IF YOU SAW A NIPPLE!!!

santini-houdini:

that’s really fuckin funny lol 

nopinkyjustbrains:

hisdopeass:

The Great Escape

OH YES

nopinkyjustbrains:

hisdopeass:

The Great Escape

OH YES